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Thursday, April 07, 2005
Hiya! The second person to participate in the blog interview is Jon Witt. Alright, remember to comment on this and if you find his interview interesting, hop over to his blog. There's more witty, cutting reading over there.
1.What's your blog about? This is your one and only chance to plug you blog.
It's the juxtapositioning of my experiences and my thoughts; me against myself. It's a clear path backwards through my insanity. A place friends visit, anyone's welcome really.
2. In your blog profile you list Autumn as the "best" season. Please
explain why Autumn prevails over the other seasons.
White houses on maple tree lined streets. It's the (cliche coming on) crunch of the leaves. The smell of dirt that then disappears for three months. Wearing flannel and not feeling ridiculous. Sinking into bed with a warm dog on your stomach.
3. Censorship. Be it TV, Music, News, Movies, Schools, Internet...lets take every possible thing in to account here. What avenues do you feel need to be censored more, if any at all?
Anything that is detrimental to the greater good of society...wait, perception clearing...Soylent Green-yes I would like to know...Holy Grail...neyah...sucha complex question, too *early*. I think most mature people are smart enough to make their own decisions about what is inappropriate for themselves...I spilt spirits on my Michelle Branch songbook and now my room smells like booze, cannot think clearly.
4. Avril Lavigne. Many love her, you despise her. I have fans of Avril who read my blog so if you would, please explain why you despise the girl.
Ok, I'll start with the technical. She does not compose her own material (for her uneductaed fans that means she doesn't write music). The lyrics she does write are founded on hooks that start, end and only contain the word 'la'. Her biggest recent hit 'My Happy Ending' was written by Butch Walker, however she has taken all the credit for it.
Now to the personal: She is obnoxious enough for Canadians to reject as American: that says something, only Pamela Anderson has also received that dishonour.
None of her angst driven songs can stand up to Michelle Branch's 'Are you Happy Now?'. Likewise 'Don't Try to Tell Me' is inferior to the similar themed Vannesa Carlton song 'White Houses'.
In review she is a no-talent poser, a tomboy from Napanee who rich girls from the city somehow relate to. She is vocal about being 'Anti-Britney', saying Britney is contrived, when she has created her own entire niche of contrived people.
I'm off my soapbox now...
5. Have you done the following?
Gone streaking: Only in my own hallways
Gone to a tanning salon to tan yourself: No, orange does not go with black.
Met a celebrity: No
Passed any form of gas in public and pretended it was someone else: No, others should appreciate others gas.
Purchased a porn magazine: Wait, who *pays* anymore? Oh yeah an answer: no.
Danced around the house in your underwear: Only to Britney music.
Worn a pink article of clothing: Yah, my 'TV-it's better than homework' shirt.
Hit a park car and drove away like nothing happened: No, I always apologise, even if it's only to a curb.
Checked yourself out naked in front of a mirror: Not intentionally, but how can I resist myself? Narcissim alert!
6. Tell us your favorite joke please.
At the moment its: Two Eskimoes were cold inside a Kayak. They decided to heat a fire inside their kayak. While the kayak was sinking from the fire, they realized: You can't have your kayak and heta it too.
Also the 3 ducks in the ponds late at night that were picked up for being out past curfew one: When questioned the first duck said he was blowing bubbles, so too was the second duck. When the third duck was questioned, the interviewer bemused: "I suppose you were blowing bubbles too"? To which the third dusck replied: "No. I *am* Bubbles."
7. Word Association. I say the words, you respond with the first word or phrase that comes to your mind.
Jessica Simpson: lip synching
Rubber: vinyl
Baseball: date bases
Bunnies: slippers
CNN: Bobble Heads
Pop Tarts: Fat kids
Michael Jackson: Diane Sawyer...I don't know where that came from...sorry Diane
Talk Shows: Fat kids *ON* talk shows
Mud Wrestling: Bikini waxes
Picasso: Car crashes
Paranoia: Rubber...you put the word in my head!
Ghosts: Michael Jackson
Bill Clinton: Paper weight
8. Every day for one full year you must wear a T-shirt that says "Avril Lavigne's Number One Fan", also wearing a tie and lots of rubbery bracelets and you have to stick with the story of being her biggest fan. Or, you can be chained to Pee Wee Herman every day for a full year. The prize for carrying one of these things out is 5 million non-taxable dollars. Which do you choose and why?
I choose poverty. For the rest of my life. Can the shirt be long-sleeved to cover the bracelets and worn inside out? No? Didn't think so. I choose not to be chained to ANYONE...you so set me up for this, didn't you? Fine, I'll eat humble Avril pie. I choose the shirt, but only in a life/death situation and I would aspire to be a poster child for lameness.
9. Take a walk down Memory Lane. Please share your fondest memory about the following dates...
1985: Sorry, wasn't alive, unless I was a cocooned alien being. I keep hoping.
1988: Sleeping. Eating. Sleeping. Sleeping.
1991: "Don't go tearing out my heart/My achy-breaky heart/ I just don't know if it's the say-am"
1993: Snow angels, flights of stairs and broken bones. Demented snow angels.
1995: "If you wannabe my lover/Gotta get wit my firends", lame year, enough said.
1999: The best year in music: best ever Foo Fighters and Counting Crow albums, an 'ok' 3EB album...Britney, anyone?
2001: What city was that?
2003: What city was that? Oh, my first keyboard, and introduction to Middle Eastern cuisine: bobbagonush.
This weekend: Future tense? How abstract...uh, working.
10. Parting Words from Jon Witt....
Last shower you took: Last night, when I thought of you.
Last person you kissed: Last kiss was gross, totally wrong, um the one before that? My dog, but like on his snout.I'm not one of those saliva exchanging dog owners.
Last time someone told you to shut up: Last weekend, parents. No, wait...yeah.
Last arguement you got in to: Do imaginary friends exist on another dimensional plane? And does Spock still look like Spock without the ears?
Last lie you told: Nothing big...oh, beating information out of someone pretending I didn't already know about it.
Last movie you saw in the theaters: Miss Congeniality 2
Last time you caused an accident of any kind: Last night I sliced my finger on a very big knife, and dropped multiple, everyday kitchen...appliances, oops.
Anyone else dare to do one? Come on it's fun! HaHA. It'll give me something to do with some free time and it'll double as good material for an entry. Also, I'd prefer if we did it through email such as I email you your set of questions, you email me back the answers and I post it here. I'll try to do one a week if I get enough people interested in doing it. Whee! Don't reply with your answers because I'll make up different questions for any person who wants to take part in this. Also, if you want to be "interviewed" make sure you leave me a link to your blog so I can browse around for things to pull out and use in my questions. Don't be shy, it's fun.
Have a great day everyone!
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